It's tough modding hardware in the ghetto. Shady guys deal thermal paste by night, and during the day you've always got to be on your toes - you might get shot down during a drive-by overclocking. To help an Afroman be safe on the streets, i've come up with this cheap, but effective way to make a bulletproof vest that might just save your ass!

Here's what I used - my trusty 100mb harddisk that is almost as old as my haircut. This baby uses FAST SCSI - meaning you'll be able to dodge bullets FASTER than Neo. It's also big and chunky enough to be mistaken for a computer case.

Since you gotta look good and impress the bitches even while getting shot at, I recommend you wear a groovy Afrotech Tshirt underneath the vest. I got some random smack dealer named Endo to model for me and try out the vest. As shown in the pictures, you must use the insanely tough properties of a broken mouse to fasten the 'vest' to your chest.

Benchmarks:
Benchmark setup

We started out testing using a standard gangsta issue Glock .69 handgun, and got creative from there on.

 

Benchmark results
 
 

	Bam! Not even a dent in the vest!
	As we all know, people often accidentally shoot themselves, and the vest proved itself worthy here too.
	It resisted the toxic fumes of bug spray!
	The vest proves itself fireproof, and only slightly more cancerous than asbestos!
	Knifeproof!
	Stapleproof! Oh yeah!
	Even a can of iced tea couldn't even dent this mutha!
	My railgun was so powerful it went straight through and killed Endo. Oh well :(

New! A Testimonial!
"Hey guys, if you didn't have that mod page about the Afrotech bulletproof vest, I may have been a goner!  I was down in DC Smokin' crack with some of my peoples, when a car ripped by, spittin' out rounds like an ak-47!  Luckily, I lived through it, but I broke my crackpipe!  Mad wack, yo!  Awesome page, keep it real, homies!!" -Matt