After traveling 30 feet with the super-high
wing they realised the extra 250hp it provided was way too much for the
car's regular tyres to handle. They decided to lower it a little to avoid
doing a burnout at every traffic light.

"When we saw this ACTUAL modded Civic
near Billy's house, we couldn't resist comparing. We pimped ours out so
much more, the poor kid never knew what hit him! Maybe we shoulda helped
him out with our duct-tape!"

I don't know what's hotter, the babes
or the car.

The final verdict:
Babemark 99: 36DD
Blingmark 2001: Bling Bling!
Pimpmark 6.9: 5640 Pimpmarks
NOSMark 120BC : This mofo rapes a McLaren