Afrotech CD-Rs
Almost free!
First get hold of a useless old cd. I couldn't afford a free AOL cd so I had to steal this old demo disc.
Format the cd's filesystem using a file/power sander/thermonuclear weapon.
Cover the cd with masking tape so that it will hold all your data.
The real secret to compact disc laser storage technology is to make the writeable side shiny. Shinyness guarantees that all the 0's and 1's being written are all well groomed and happy, so they stay on the cd for a long time. Achieve this by wrapping it in aluminium foil.
Label the cd, insert it in your 1x burner and start backing up all your p0rn!
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