Hey I'd like to introduce you to the X-L Ghetto AOL Mouse Pad, which I purchased yesterday. I was so amazed I decided to show it to you, Mr. Afroman.


The surface is fucking huge, thus allowing seamless movements.



Stupid Phil's conclusions:


Well you can definitly see it made me change in some way... Yet it didn't remove the zits but still the feeling is so intense.


I can only recommend this pad, go get yours now!

AfroMarks: 0
Response time: 100 ns
Cosmic Acceleration: - 37.92
Light Reflection: +~1
Height: 3 feet
Lenght: 5.5 feet
Joy Factor: 102/100 airmiles