Soyo (the spirit of the earth) can no longer stand the terrible destruction
plaguing our planet because of lame f4g0ts like you who buy 250$ watercooling
setups every year. Don't you know that every time Swiftech makes one of those
radiators they destroy an entire mountain to get the copper for it? Think
of the poor homeless mountain goats! (whom I love dearly).
Start making your ghetto watercooling system by collecting
straws. Every time you see a hobo on the street (like Endo) finishing his
Wendy's Kid's Meal take the straw from his drink and save it. For a pump,
steal one from your sister's fishtank and free the poor imprisoned goldfish!
I put the fish in the sea and the fish got so happy that they died (so I ate
them). Once you have a pump and some straws glue them all together to make
the tubing for the watercooler.
Recycling an old tin of shoe polish is a much better
solution than a 40$ milled copper waterblock. As an added bonus, you can use
the remnants of the shoe polish to paint cool army camouflage stripes on your
pc case which will make it invisible! (if you live in the jungle). Don't forget
to spit-polish the surface for good thermal conductivity.
To seal the waterblock, get some old hardware from a dump and recycle the
solder from all the pcbs!
ph33r my 31337 radi4t0r
Everything all hooked up and running! Check out the
dam-breaking tsunami flowrate! After 3 days of test runs, no water evaporated
and there were no leaks (honestly). Time to test out the watercooler's Earth-saving
powers!
Watercooling the super
megason IV resulted in absolutely ZERO polluting carbon monoxide emissions
being produced!
Air conditioners use huge amounts of electricity which burns up lots of fossil
fuels which makes the air smell like crap. So make your own low powered air
conditioner by watercooling a fan!
With watercooling you can do ANYTHING you can even overclock normal batteries
and make them rechargeable! By making all your batteries rechargeable you
will make garbage dumps less smelly and save Christmas! (chicks dig it when
you do that)
I dont think i need to go into the obvious benefits
of watercooling your soldering iron.
Watercooling your monitor will help reduce the dangerous
radiation it gives off! (radiation that could mutate baby seals into big godzilla
monsters that even the powerpuff girls can't beat)
I instead of using ozone killing cfc filled refrigerators, use my system to
water-cool your water!
So how well did the system perform on PCs? Well I dont know, because I don't have any socket cpus I can try it out on. All I have is a 486DX2 66 system which puts out about as much heat as a squirrel farting.
Remember...
Captain Afro is a parody character and should
not be taken seriously. Afrotech's right to parody may or may not be protected
by the United States constitution, depending on how much I can afford to pay
a lawyer. In any case, anybody who doesn't like this page can kiss my ass
*nanee nanee noo noo* :p