As president of the United States of Texas, it is important for me to remember a lot of things that need to be remembered. That means you need more memory for remembering things. It helps me to remember how to chew. I recently visited Afrotech's back-alley labs and came up with a great way to boost my mammary. The idea behind it is that if you cut something into a fine white powder, then snort it, wonderful things will start to happen and soon you will be so smart you will become president!
A good source of memory is a computer.
Computers are smart. They remember good.
Take a whirly machine and hit it
against the memory. Pretty powder fly!
Then derange the memory into a
line.
Since Afrotech labs can't afford
a straw, we rolled up a piece of paper instead. Works great!
Now snort it all up until you feel
smarter.
(Three 'buzzes' later)...
Ooh! I remember things good now!
Now I know that calling people "Pakis" is not nice!
Now rarely will be the question
asked: Is our children ghetto?