Funkier than James Brown... Groovier than a speeding soul train... Afroman mutilates his body in a guide to
Ghetto Tattooing
Unless you are a ninja, hot babes will
never pork you unless you have a tattoo. Unfortunately good tattoos cost hundreds
of dollars that would be better spent on hot babes. Its a catch-69 situation.
But there's a cheaper way out - if you are a hairy ape like me you can just
shave designs onto your body! After carefully considering the most stupidass
thing to have on my chest, I decided on Bizzarro Superman's logo.
My naked chest. Try to suppress your gag
reflex. Anyway I downloaded an image of Superman's logo, resized it, and then
proceeded to create a shaving stencil.
High ink cartridge prices forced me to find a ghetto method to print the artwork.
I taped the stencil to my chest and used
a pirate's favourite tool, a cd marker.
Shaved, just like the babes I will get
now.
Remember, the logo is backwards because it's Bizzarro's
logo. I didn't shave it in backwards by mistake when I was bored at 5am. Honestly.
Synthetic Benchmarks:
Cutmark 2015: Minor bleeding
Laidmark 2003: Still waiting
Bonermark XP: Oreo
Real world benchmarks confirmed the results
of Laidmark 2003.
The poor girl even lost her faith in Jah.
Click to send fan mail/pictures of your chest to the hot chick. The best one will be chosen to have casual sex with Endo.