Clean your bathroom with POWAH

I clean my bathroom about twice a year, so it ends up being dirtier than a MySpace skank. I really don't know what the brown crap in my bathtub is, but it is really hard to scrub off by hand! So I thought... why isn't there an electromechanical scrubbing device that makes this easier? An electric toothbrush is too weak, and a power sander would tear up the whole surface. What vibrating device has enough power to clean Afroman's filth? Hair clippers! If you attach a scrubbing brush to the vibrations produced by hair clippers, you get a really good automatic scrubbing machine.

Here was my bathtub, after I got sick of scrubbing it by hand.

I got these hair clippers 4 years ago for $9.99 and have been using them ever since. They are a breeding ground for tetanus, cholera, and the bubonic plague. They were clearly the logical choice for a cleaning device!

Unscrew the metal hair cutting parts, and you will be left with a vibrating plastic thingy in the middle.

The next step is to cut up the green scrubby thing, and hot glue it to the vibrating plastic area of the clippers. I didn't have a hot glue gun handy at the time, so I bought one from a dollar store. Aren't dollar stores great? Every time you buy cheap chinese crap it's like taking a job away from whitey!

Results: It verks!

MaidMark 88:
Before: Mexican
After: Filipino

MojoMark 99:
Before: Al Gore
After: I got a marriage proposal from a crack smoking kiwi

And to those critics who are so pessimistic about using electric cleaning appliances near bathtubs, I say: Don't be home economic girly men!

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