You know those Microsoft Natural keyboards that
are like bent in the middle and cost 100 bucks? Here's my cheap way of
making one. Oh yeah, it's presented by world famous afro-wearer John Shaft
(I
am not funny or creative enough to write any of my own good narrative).
Begin by taking a normal keyboard, and unscrewing the back cover. Remove the keyboard guts.
Now give that keyboard a good hammering like when I hammer my ladies! Now risk your neck for your fellow man and staple that mofo in place.
Crack the covering case over your knee, then test to see if it all still works. The voltmeter shows 690v - there's danger all about but don't cop out!
See those keys that are refusing to work? That's whitey's bullshit again. Grab your industrial strength soldering iron and show them whose the boss!
Staple the Afrotech logo onto the keyboard and show the world how proud you are of your great work.
Add some wiring and the LED panel, then tape it all up bondage style. I know it's complicated man - you can't understand it unless you're my woman.
Done! Now you're ready to roll up no good Microsoft crooks and smoke their asses!