SHAAAAAAAT AAAAAAAHP
Soon after ascention to the rank of God of the Western Hemisphere, Arnold will visit the Middle East and will confront two powerful leaders in a day of judgement. What follows is the tale that will be told for countless generations to come...
A terrible war had been ongoing for several generations, ravaging the countryside and the people, yet neither side were willing to concede the holy land. Just when all hope was lost, two pretty pathetic leaders came to King Schwarznegger and sought his judgement.
"This land is rightfully ours!" said Ariel Sharon
"This land was ours first!" said Yasser Arafat
"Your terrorists are blowing up our families every day!" argued Ariel
"You bulldozed 4000 homes last week!" yelled Yasser
They continued to argue back and forth in front of the King for several minutes.
Then King Schwarzenegger's voice boomed throughout the room...
SHAAAAAAAT AAAAAAAHP
Arnold started going fucking crazy. He said he would rip everything in Gaza in half with his bare hands and would give the pieces to each side to make them happy.
Sharon and Arafat turned to the King, and both pleaded "Please my Lord,
give him the land and do not destroy it!"
Arnold laughed, and after this point the leaders agreed to peace. Mortar raids
and suicide bombings stopped.
Sharon stopped eating arab children's eyeballs for breakfast and Arafat finally
admitted that Natalie Portman, although Jewish, is actually pretty damn hot.