The problem:
Criminals on the street laugh at the thought of going to jail. According to
a recent study, over $20,000 is spent on the average prisoner per year to provide
comfortable living quarters, gourmet cooked meals, and vintage Merlot. And worst
of all there are all these fucktards who claim that murderers aren't responsible
for their actions because when they were 8 years old they saw a dog humping
a rock and it lead them on to a downward spiral into a life of crime.
The solution:
First of all, Arnold will growl really loudly on the streets of LA
to scare the shit out of anyone who might be thinking of committing a crime.
Next, Arnold will visit prisons, throw all the criminals into cages like the
animals they are and force them to run in exercise wheels that will generate
power for the entire state. When Arnold is too busy to keep an eye on them,
sexy ladies will whip them to keep them running. The stupid hippies will be
used to feed the criminals. And the sexy ladies will actually be shemales with
14 inch cocks and an insatiable urge to rape people.
