Afrotech Anti-theft Car Radio Mod
When driving around in da hood listening to your hiphop tunes and you see a babe you want to fo shizzle you need to get out of your automobile and park it. But while trying to get the chicksor to sleep with you someone might see your great radio and steal it, leaving you with no more musical pleasure. Martin shows you how to keep the groove going without having to stay in your car all the time or get a stupid dog.
Hopefully you kept the crappy radio you got when you got your car 15 years ago. Failing that just get one from a dump or a cracky. Open it and get the wires from the volume control dial.
Find a hidden place where you can hide controls. Like this ashtray.
Remove the crap inside and reverse engineer the remote control that comes with your groovy radio. In this case it's a very simple 3 resistor circuit. Then wire up the circuit to little red buttons (they can be blue too).
Find a place to put your fo shizzle radio, like that glove compartment. Throw out your gun and crack and hook it up in there.
Connect the wires from the control board and the other radio's dial to the proper radio. Connect it to a CD changer in the trunk (remove the shotgun), and you're done. You can also wire a switch to the glove compartment so the radio turns on when you open the glove compartment.
Benchmark Results:
Before: STDs contracted after sleeping with chicks picked up with your car: 0
Radios stolen: several
After: Sex: more
Life expectancy: less